My Willis

Hi, this is Ashley and lately Jay hasn't been posting so I'm posting for him! He's indolent. Jay has developed a case of phalange rigor faux-mortis post-clarinet-itis. It means that his fingers have frozen up and he can't type! We should all send a him a get-well card, but he won't be able to write back of course. It's rather tragic. However, if yo u're in band, you'll be happy to know that he can still play his clarinet because the disease transcends musical instrument playing. And he can still make embarassing T-shirts.

Just kidding, the truth is that Jay's computer was possessed and it blew up. Seriously. So if he doesn't answer your e-mails, that's why! He still loves you, don't worry. He says "HI!" to everyone. Goodnight, all.

*ashley*